Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

frightening facial

When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face

It was my wife's birthday so I surprised her with a frightening facial.

by SpunkMaster September 1, 2015

fuck faced asshole

The word most commonly used against a dick/asshole/any guy that has all the women/cheating or wife beating asshole.

He is a fuck faced asshole!

by Bitch be like: wuuuuut???? May 9, 2016

european facial

getting cum blasted with nice bread on your head

lauren got a european facial last night

by blastcum August 4, 2016

Fuck Faced Donkey

A person that is very annoying and has weird facial features

"Did you see her that fuck faced donkey"

by ThatPotatoAsh February 28, 2017

shit faced

to get extremely drunk and start spilling secrets unwanted

"mate you were so shit faced yesterday"

"i wasnt"
"you told a random guy at the bar that you sucked your sisters best friends tits in 4th grade"
"fuck i thought id never say that"
"whaaaa???!!"

by ~the_truth_talker~ July 25, 2017