Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024

Trail Fairy

A person or home that takes in weary travelers on long journeys, usually ones of great endurance such as the PCH hike trail. Often these ‘Fairies’ will provide a place to shower and a safe yard to camp out at. Each Fairy is different!

“Dude, thank god we were able to find a Trail Fairy before sunset… im so tired of walking I can’t wait to shower and sleep”

by CAsurfer February 6, 2024

pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

by Busty Giselle April 8, 2023

Highway fairy

A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute

- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?

by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023

fairy cottage broheim

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.

"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"

by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023

Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.

Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish

by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023

The fairies

The things that come late at night

Touching everything without care,

Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!

The fairies thought they won big until they realized what they did lololololol.

by King Zero owner of da Universe November 21, 2023