A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.
by chonkis January 11, 2024

A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019

by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022

what an evan
by radiatorgater May 5, 2020

Evan is a really nice girl. She’s smart and kind and funny. If you ever meet an Evan, don’t break her heart. You’d regret it.
by elaineeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2021

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight
Evan is God
by anonymous November 23, 2021
