Evan

A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.

Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!

by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024

evan xue

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.

bro evan xue has no friends

by chonkis January 11, 2024

Evan

A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.

You are such a dick is your name Evan???

by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019

Evan

The guy you should marry because he likes you

Evan loves to suck penis

by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022

evan

an english potato farmer who loves hoes. extremely ugly. will do anything 4 a one night stand

what an evan

by radiatorgater May 5, 2020

Evan

Evan is a really nice girl. She’s smart and kind and funny. If you ever meet an Evan, don’t break her heart. You’d regret it.

Y:Dude, I just said something mean to Evan!
Z: I told you so! I knew you’d regret it.

by elaineeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2021

Evan

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight

Evan is God

by anonymous November 23, 2021