date

A grape left to dry up

i dont want to give an example of a date! make me bitch!

by tara05 December 28, 2005

date

To 'date' someone is to engage in anal sex with this person.

Statement: I hear you've been dating my daughter!
Response: No Sir, we've just been doing it the normal way.

by heasby January 10, 2005

Date

Dick At The End!

I went on a date last night and guess what she got afterwards.

by Japio December 30, 2018

bed dater

A bed dater is a person who dates just to get in bed with a girl/guy. No emotional attachments. A person who commits bedauchery.

Hey that Todd is a bed dater, he dated Sharise just to get in bed with her.

by Scallywagga December 26, 2010

Snake Date

Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.

Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.

by frishy May 13, 2018

Expiration Date

Going out on a date for the sole purpose of breaking up with someone.

“I was blindsided - when he took me out I had no idea that it would be an expiration date!”

by Shuttlenudger July 17, 2018

Chicken date

When a group of friends plans on getting together and eating KFC, but all but two people cancel, resulting in a 'chicken date'

Is anyone coming tonight?

Or are Austin and I just going to a weird Chicken date?

by PeteZ September 13, 2012