Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Ring Uh Ding

A phrase used when speakething to a Indian pear. This is also a form of dance.

Brian said to Ratesh, "Wassup my Ring Uh Ding!"

by Ratesh12 October 18, 2023

Ding-a-Ling

A body part that goes in ones ass.

Damn boy put that hard and big Ding-a-Ling in my ass.

by JoJoCoolBoiHaHa February 3, 2021

Ding

A very beautiful girl!

Did you see Ding? Man she looks fine!

by KingSkyAntonio March 25, 2021

ding

One is dinged when one is contacted by the NHS Covid Track-and-Trace app and told to self-isolate following exposure to someone with Covid. ‘Ding’ is onomatopoeic after the sound of a phone notification. Commonly ‘be / get dinged’.

I got dinged by Track and Trace, but I’ve got no idea how.

by xoxo_c4thy.blo0m_xoxo June 28, 2021

Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 8, 2022

Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021