cranial dirrahea

When you cannot stop your brain from the constant churning and random thoughts that keep you up at night; a lack of focus and/or concentration; restlessness

I cannot relax tonight..my brain won't shut off - I have cranial dirrahea!!

by Divamom July 21, 2010

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

crankcious

Describes the attitude, mood and overall state of a methamphetamine user when they are without their favorite drug. To be cranky and grumpy.

He's been asleep for two days and he's still crankcious

by DonJaime May 3, 2010

cranky sheep

insomniac, unable to catch any ZZZZZZs

my best friend's girl friend is a cranky sheep, 'cause she can't get no sleep

by cfmsp June 30, 2011

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

crankaneese

The language someone uses when they are strung out on methamphetamine due to their mouth being dry or otherwise pronunciation similar to having marble mouth. The person also slurs their words while coming down from their high after being awake for several days

Marble mouthcrankanease The sketchy meth head was only speaking crankaneese by day 5.

by LDD76 January 28, 2013