crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.

It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.

by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016

crack gigalo

A man whore who sleeps with crack whores who stays at home all day watching porn and popping Viagra. His crack whore keeps a short leash on his bisexual ass because she doesn't have enough money for round three of an STD.

My crack gigalo wants a threesome. Me, the barnyard hen and him. Maybe the horse.

by Wicked Witch February 28, 2017

Crack Lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009