crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.

It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.

by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016

crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.

"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

crack sheriff

1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.

That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!

by Good_Mario December 14, 2008

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

Crack Licker

The term Crack Licker is targeted towards Caucasians just like how the n-word is targeted to Black/Africans. This comes from the history of Caucasians doing the most crack.

Ben: Another Crack Licker was elected as presidency of 2020.
Yeb: Really? Dang it! We've only gotten Crack Lickers as President, the only one who broke the Cracker Licker line was Obama.

by Calment45 October 30, 2021