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crash coma

when someone who has consumed excessive amounts of caffeinated high sugar energy drinks , and then finds themselves falling asleep as a result of the crash , only to wake up 10 - 12 hours later.
dude yesterday he drank 6 cans of monster and went into a crash coma , he only woke up 5 minutes ago , he's been asleep for 13 hours .
by D raper May 15, 2010
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cart coma

A state of extreme sleepiness experienced after eating lunch at one of New York's fine street food carts.
Coworker1: What's wrong with John, did he eat chicken and rice again?
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.
by shaktimaan July 7, 2010
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finals coma

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!
by LSSUTKE280 May 6, 2011
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perm-coma

when you wake up in the nightmare of a '70s hairdressing salon.
My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.
by JollersStanley June 1, 2011
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Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.
Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.
by oD Katz September 22, 2011
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phone-coma

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.

Completely ignorant to the outside world.

Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.

Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!

I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011
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Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.
The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.
by MyAccount August 3, 2012
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