cock push-up

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

by KaylinOWNSYOU March 28, 2007

cock block

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.

Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.

by RJK December 28, 2005

Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

(verb) the act of blocking one's cock by not introducing him to hot female friends

"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."

--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009

Cock blind

Someone who is blinded to any imperfections in their mates character flaws.

Stephanie has no idea that Joe is rude because she is cock blind!

by Doclemon June 16, 2010

cock farm

1. A place where the ratio of men to women is extremely high.
2. A gathering of gay men

see also sausage fest, clam farm

The bar was a cock farm, so we left and went to another bar.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

Cock Goblin

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.

I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.

by Josh Packer November 3, 2008

Cobweb cock

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.

After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.

by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006