Brown Stranger

A Brown Stranger is a shit that is left in a stall by someone unknown to you that is not flushed. You normally discover a brown stranger in a public bathroom, but occasionaly they appear in your home, these are nicknamed: "Brown Familliars"

Yo, MARK!, Dont bother using the second stall! Someones left a fucking Brown Stranger

by JD Malcolm April 27, 2006

Brown Eye Master

A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.

BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.

by JRoemer December 30, 2007

brown eye sty

A homorrhoid, or large bulous vein popping out of your ass. Sometimes named Steve.

My brown eye sty is really irritating me today, do you have any Prep H.

by Pharisimo March 10, 2008

Brown Sauna

To release gas from the anus, so that the air becomes very warm, and moist (like a sauna), but brown from the source.

I ate so much taco bell today, my room is a brown sauna.

by Rensta April 29, 2008

brown expo marker rage

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.

Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!

by sgtpepperanderson January 16, 2009

Brown Diamond

Slang for a turd or poo.

My dog has left a mine field of Brown Diamonds in the yard.

by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

brown rollie

A sexual partner shits upon one's chest or stomach area before rolling around in it, spreading the faecal matter over the body.

I wanted out, but she did a full brown rollie on me.

by WAnchor March 21, 2014