Autistic Brandon

A mentally challenged person called Brandon he may be cool or sexy but he also has Torretts

That boy is a Autistic Brandon

by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018

Brandon Sanderson

An Asteroid.

Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Brandon valle

He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one

Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids

by Youze a lame June 9, 2018

Brandon Turn

Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.

Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds

I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird

by Big cock man 123 November 10, 2021

brandon rice

Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.

If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.

by Hahahaha sisjsbs June 1, 2017

brandon moreno

5'7 mexican dude with a granite chin and lethal submissions first ever mexican ufc champ Viva México cabrones

Brandon Moreno vs Deiveison Figueredo 1 is the best ever flyweight fight and one of the best fights of all time

by Gangstaman25 June 12, 2021