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Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"
by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Little Bites

A Nickname Given To A Man or Women who wants to eat your Mini Muffins
Little Bites you do not need my Mini Muffins
by M&M2028 May 23, 2022
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bite me

1). Another way of saying "fuck off."
2). a worker drone with father issues says this a lot
Guy: aaawwwwhhhh look at the lil crow *tries to feed it bread crumbs*
darkXwolf17: Bite me.
by 7568ino November 28, 2023
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Rooster bite

When you having some hot horny sex and the girl bites your sac
by Yeuhwhwbwbeve bewogenen April 19, 2024
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Donkey bite

The use of dentures inserted in female genitalia to bite the victim.
Mary gave Devon a severe donkey bite on his finger during foreplay.
by Donald_Chump January 5, 2019
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bite the blunt

when you freind try to grind you up but this nigga got nasty teeth just say dam look like you bite a blunt
by robert 215 February 24, 2020
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