plough the beanfield

The act of a lady pleasuring herself

That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.

by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004

Green Bean

Green beans are the unripe fruit and protective pods of various cultivars of the common bean (Phaseolus vulgaris).12 Immature pods of the runner bean (Phaseolus coccineus), yardlong bean (Vigna unguiculata subsp. sesquipedalis), and hyacinth bean (Lablab purpureus), are used in a similar way.3 Green beans are known by many common names, including French beans,4 string beans,4 snap beans,4 and snaps.5

1. GREEN!!! AND LONG AND FULL OF BUMPS REMINDS ME OF MY EX'S DICK. WHY ARE YOU SO INCONSIDERATE???
2. i fuck green beans the greenest of the greenesst of the greenest green beans they bumpy so bumpy so bump bump i love to fuck green beans they sexy sexy only green beans no red no black no yellow no brown no blue only green green green bean bean beans i fuck green beans minutely hourly daily so green green bean beans fuck me in the bean assssssssssss -courtesy of Sak
3. Green beans are thicc

by Stretchy Beans April 26, 2017

Bean Licker

Someone who licks beans. Generally not picky on the variety of bean. Green Beans, Lima Beans, Baked Beans, Jelly Bean. They'll even lick YOUR beans if you don't keep your eyes on them. Unrelated to Bean flicker.

Damn did you hear Dylan is a bean licker? He sees a bean, he picks up a bean, he licks a bean. He is a simple man with simple needs.

by Bagingi-man June 18, 2018

Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Bean

(N) A negative term used to make fun of a person in the room who is either stupid, annoying, clumsy or awkward or all of the above. Is very versatile and can take on many meanings. It is used to insult someone but can also be used lightheartedly.

Sam: who’s the biggest bean at this school?
Jim: definitely Matt! What a bean
Matt: what?
Sam: yeah he doesn’t even understand what we’re saying. A true bean

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Funny Bean

The bean someone was given at birth by their mother to make them funny. You can tell if somebody has been given the been if they have natural wit and good humour.

Olivia: "Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side"

Jemma: "Wow, you must have been born with the funny bean!"

by PerfectPercyPoo November 16, 2010