Ulster bank

Means to have a wank or masterbate

"Here lads I'm away to have an Ulster bank(wank) over at wee pussy cats profile pictures"

by Bigdickgiles September 1, 2016

TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 December 7, 2015

make mad bank

To make a lot of cash.

bank dinero earned money getting rich money moolah success

Does Jay-Z make mad bank?He's makin' mad bank, boyee!

by iamtruthseeker April 5, 2016

Power Bank

Ara’s Portable charger that weighs heavier than Lia’s science textbook.

Omg what is that??
It is the power of Ara’s power bank

by Junokaboono9.11 October 17, 2018

Stank Bank

You don't want to know. BUT. If you must... A stank bank is a place you go to store unwanted memories of molestation in your childhood.

"Dude that story sucks. You should go to the stank bank with that one!"

"I'm going to see a therapist now. She helped me move my shit to the stank bank."

by The Scrabble King November 10, 2018

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019