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Ass worship

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
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ass stink

the smell that comes off a girls ass when fucking her doggy style. Usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. Sometimes pushing her butt cheeks together helps. If severe enough doggy style is not an option.
That dirt bag brod had major ass stink she probably hasn't had a shower in a few days.
by Gtamazing December 20, 2006
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You: "Coach put me in!!!!"

Coach: "Get your ass back!!!"
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Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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ass pennies

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.
You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.
by Eberon May 24, 2004
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ass rabies

After you hit it you have vicious foaming of the anus Symptons: Foam out your ass, Red anus
After having anal Billy's ass foams up and gets red. He now has ass rabies.
by ubuser765 May 5, 2015
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ass heat

The residual warmth on a chair or toilet seat from someone else's butt.
I sat down on the throne in stall 2 and I knew that Carl had just been there from all the ass heat.
by Weepy November 9, 2004
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