The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.
Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?
by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018
Get the cunt crackingmug. A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
Get the crack santamug. 1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.
2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.
2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs
dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
by Good_Mario December 14, 2008
Get the crack sheriffmug. Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
by laxqt24 January 14, 2010
Get the crack tweetmug. The term Crack Licker is targeted towards Caucasians just like how the n-word is targeted to Black/Africans. This comes from the history of Caucasians doing the most crack.
Ben: Another Crack Licker was elected as presidency of 2020.
Yeb: Really? Dang it! We've only gotten Crack Lickers as President, the only one who broke the Cracker Licker line was Obama.
Yeb: Really? Dang it! We've only gotten Crack Lickers as President, the only one who broke the Cracker Licker line was Obama.
by Calment45 October 30, 2021
Get the Crack Lickermug. by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023
Get the Cracked a Beanmug. "Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009
Get the Crack-stachemug.