Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.

"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."

by cloverstardust March 30, 2023

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies

Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Suck hearse

A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.

Doug is a suck hearse.

by Lewrd methane May 20, 2021

crank suck

To suck the cock of a huge cranker

“I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said

by Crank suck May 17, 2018

Double Suck

Double suck has many variations but the main definition is when you text a couple whorrr(s) after Venmo-ing them a couple thousands so they would come over and both suck your penis at the same time but unfortunately you black out and have to charge back the transaction via your financial institutional.

Also, Double Suck is a new brand of vape and apparel.

Additionally, when a man just tells a women to double suck him off.

Heyyy, whorrrr I need a double suck!!

Shit, I blacked out and didn’t get my double suck. That double fuckin sucks!

by noslipnoslack January 31, 2021

Phil sucks

He just does.
And I mean you.
And you stoll my neck phone thing.
Give back.

Look at that Phil sucks over there, he's the worst

by Hellokittyanonymous October 18, 2019