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your mom

she is your mom duuhhhh
omg is that a bird no its your mom
by whip with that food November 29, 2018
mugGet the your mommug.

your mom

A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.
idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI

guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
by bizzenboom April 28, 2014
mugGet the your mommug.

up yours

A word used when you are angry at somebody to mean up your tuches
Hey gedalya up yours sucker
by Lakewood rebel August 6, 2019
mugGet the up yoursmug.

Your one

by Leons poopyhead August 19, 2021
mugGet the Your onemug.

your mom

your mom
your mom gayyyy
by cutegirl0612 October 29, 2019
mugGet the your mommug.

Your Mom

The word that describes how big the universe is. Is so fat that a black hole couldn't suck her in.
Ben - Yo, how big is the universe?
Alex - The size of your mom.
by TheBrödMan March 9, 2020
mugGet the Your Mommug.

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/
person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"
by troycat October 12, 2021
mugGet the your mothermug.

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