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by Emma gonehru December 23, 2017
Get the S.L.U.T mug.Care to know about this state? Utah's just another lame state. It's not quite as exciting as California, New York, Florida, or Texas. Here's the story from a resident.
It's famous for a few things. Hard to believe I know. Utah is known for: Mormons of course, fry sauce, the 2002 Winter Olympics, David Archiletta, and country music group Shedaisy. Many movies are filmed in Utah. I believe high school musical was filmed here (not a fan or anything). You can find some beautiful views of desert, canyons, a few lakes, and mountains. It's hard to tear apart the seasons and in the winter it is snowy and cold; God it's cold!
Utah is just as diverse as any state; however, among this diversity 3/4 of it seems to occupy one big group. This group includes Mormons, a brainwashed religious group who believe they are the only ones who will end up in heaven and believe they are the only ones with a right to be there, and closed minded, right winged nut jobs. Dare to be different here? There are many nice people, but it's not always a very friendly state. It's full of piss assed, uptight ass holes. Wave to anyone and they'll give you the evil eye it seems.
From what I hear people who grew up in high crime areas feel safer when they move to Utah. Could that be true of any state though? Perhaps it was just the city they were in? Utahns seem to believe it's the "moral fiber" of their state. Positive reactions to outside visitors are basically like "Oh utah. Cool."
That's Utah in a nut shell.
It's famous for a few things. Hard to believe I know. Utah is known for: Mormons of course, fry sauce, the 2002 Winter Olympics, David Archiletta, and country music group Shedaisy. Many movies are filmed in Utah. I believe high school musical was filmed here (not a fan or anything). You can find some beautiful views of desert, canyons, a few lakes, and mountains. It's hard to tear apart the seasons and in the winter it is snowy and cold; God it's cold!
Utah is just as diverse as any state; however, among this diversity 3/4 of it seems to occupy one big group. This group includes Mormons, a brainwashed religious group who believe they are the only ones who will end up in heaven and believe they are the only ones with a right to be there, and closed minded, right winged nut jobs. Dare to be different here? There are many nice people, but it's not always a very friendly state. It's full of piss assed, uptight ass holes. Wave to anyone and they'll give you the evil eye it seems.
From what I hear people who grew up in high crime areas feel safer when they move to Utah. Could that be true of any state though? Perhaps it was just the city they were in? Utahns seem to believe it's the "moral fiber" of their state. Positive reactions to outside visitors are basically like "Oh utah. Cool."
That's Utah in a nut shell.
Utah Resident: Welcome to Utah. Are you gay, different, or just not conservative?
Kermit the Frog: I think so.
Utah Resident: (pulls out a gun) Please leave you creature! Thanks and god bless.
Kermit the Frog: I think so.
Utah Resident: (pulls out a gun) Please leave you creature! Thanks and god bless.
by GoodTimesMan April 16, 2010
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2. I live in Utah, RAISED mormon. It blows in Utah. Your whole damn family cannot get the point if you tell them you are atheist, not mormon. You are expected to be that douche who tries to convert everyone. You are expected to got to BYU. This state is pretty much run by the LDS. The government won't legalize MEDICAL marijuana, but it is trying to allow stray animals to be shot for no reason? Utah has a half-assed government and school system. If born into a mormon family, you HAVE to go to seminary. Everything liberal or open-minded is taboo. It is not a happy state. If you disagree with authority, you are automatically branded as a pot-smoking hippie. Utah will NEVER be mainly democratic, no matter how shitty they know the republican candidates could be. Utah is pretty much an unofficial fascist, totalitarian state. Utah is the worst state in the US, by far.
2. I live in Utah, RAISED mormon. It blows in Utah. Your whole damn family cannot get the point if you tell them you are atheist, not mormon. You are expected to be that douche who tries to convert everyone. You are expected to got to BYU. This state is pretty much run by the LDS. The government won't legalize MEDICAL marijuana, but it is trying to allow stray animals to be shot for no reason? Utah has a half-assed government and school system. If born into a mormon family, you HAVE to go to seminary. Everything liberal or open-minded is taboo. It is not a happy state. If you disagree with authority, you are automatically branded as a pot-smoking hippie. Utah will NEVER be mainly democratic, no matter how shitty they know the republican candidates could be. Utah is pretty much an unofficial fascist, totalitarian state. Utah is the worst state in the US, by far.
Me: Hey mom, I am atheist.
Mormon mom: Well you still have to go to church!
Me: Whatever happened to religious freedom?
Mormon mom: ... Oh by the way, where do you want to go in your mission? Have you been saving up?
Me: God, I hate this damn state... SCREW UTAH!
Mormon mom: Well you still have to go to church!
Me: Whatever happened to religious freedom?
Mormon mom: ... Oh by the way, where do you want to go in your mission? Have you been saving up?
Me: God, I hate this damn state... SCREW UTAH!
by Archaeology1994 May 18, 2011
Get the Utah mug.1. One of the best Universities in the West, and the first and best university in the state of Utah. An institution with a rich academic heritage, including the first implanted artificial heart, and the first dialysis machine, as well as the home of Nobel Prize winning faculty.
2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.
Also known as the U, or the U of U.
2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.
Also known as the U, or the U of U.
Thank goodness you got accepted to the University of Utah and chose to go there instead of going to the school in Provo, where you might have had to settle for a wife and kids and a degree instead of a REAL education.
by Fabian Vaglio October 10, 2008
Get the University of Utah mug.a clown wannabe uttp users. they are the most autism kids on the internet, they do "hacks!!1!!" and raiding to think it's funny on Discord. with faked records like 600 "servers" nuked, funny how they say it's true but then again, they're all being idiots.
Hey UTL idiots, how does it feel being autism on the internet doing bullshit raids and nuking? still trying to do what uttp and shitbitch used to do back in 2019-2020? aweh i almost wanna feel bad. But then again fuck you lol,
Hey UTL idiots, how does it feel being autism on the internet doing bullshit raids and nuking? still trying to do what uttp and shitbitch used to do back in 2019-2020? aweh i almost wanna feel bad. But then again fuck you lol,
UTL!!1!!!!!!1 IM AUTISTIC!!1!!!1!!
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