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University of Memphis 

The University of Memphis is located in Memphis Tennessee, pretty much the only school that isn't full of racist, homophobic frat boys (University of Tennessee). Our culturally diverse campus, outstanding football team, basketball teams, and music scene are what makes the Tigers stellar. Students trick people into going to religious events by promising free food and naming it something that doesn't sound religious at all. Where the music and theatre majors are always high, and all of the parties play the same five fucking trap songs over and over. Even the white ones. Frat row is the scariest place to walk at night in Memphis.

Go Tigers Go and fuck Ole Piss
The University of Memphis has the finest and baddest bitches in Tennessee.
University of Memphis by tigers901 February 3, 2017
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Lancaster University 

All it really has going for it are the magic mushrooms that grow there, but that still makes it better than the University of York.
Lancaster University broke my soul.

Shit Show University (SSU) 

Any time a night of partying at college gets out of control.
College Kid#1:Are we taking a trip to Shit show university (SSU) tonight?

College kid #2: True

Vivendi Universal Games 

Also known as "VUG".
Most of the times refered as an insult against people that like to delay Half-Life 2 and hold it as a hostage.

*Oh and they're French too.
"I hope Vivendi will burn in hell."
"Release the god damn game already, you fuckers!"
Vivendi Universal Games by HumaNoiD November 15, 2004

University of California, Irvine

A relatively young, highly ranked school established in 1965 with great academics that is steadily rising in reputation. UC Irvine has one of the highest student populations of Asians at around 52% in 2008.

Some people still think that UCI has no social scene because it is set in the stereotype that it is a "commuter school".

Irvine, the city the school resides in, is a very safe and clean (not to mention very expensive) community.

UC Irvine was ranked #41 in the National Universities category and #11 in the Top Public Universities in the United States by U.S News and World Reports' "Best Colleges 2011" annual rankings.
Amanda was rejected from the University of California, Irvine.

Georgetown University 

the only college where the "world's best" have the privelage of puking in the hallways where FORMER PRESIDENT WILLIAM "define is" CLINTON once drunkenly stumbled through
where were you last night?
...oh, i got wasted at georgetown and woke up in the chapel covered in maple syrup, hugging a lamp shade....

Marshall University 

One of the best choices of my life was to choose Marshall University for my undergraduate studies. Compact campus, great professor to student ratio for classes, and just awesome people to be around. Named after chief justice John Marshall, Marshall University is an excellent choice. Home of the Thundering Herd members of Conference USA(CUSA) who consistently perform well in both football and basketball under coaches Doc Holiday and Tom Herrion. Opportunities to be involved and make friends on campus are always coming up such as an active greek community as well as organizations such as the Marching Thunder,Cheerleading and the Marshall Maniacs.

Academic wise Marshall has one of the top medical schools in the area as well as a Forensic Science Graduate Program that is top ranked in the country, based on overall test scores on a recent national assessment test. Teaching Degrees are also very highly ranked at Marshall.

Marshall is the heart of the town in which it sits, Huntington WV. Its history is interwoven with the city and the residents eat, sleep, and breath, green and white. After the 1970 plane crash featured in the film We Are Marshall, the community truely came together to become a part of the University. School spirit is nothing short of amazing here and I wouldn't trade my time here for anything. GO HERD, WE ARE MARSHALL!!!
Me: Man did you see the Marshall University bball game last night against Tulsa?
Friend: yeah that was intense the whole town turned out for it.
Me:Its great how much support they get from the community. Go Herd!