typearrhea

Similar to Verbal Vomit and Diarrhea of the mouth. When someone types the most personal and/or uneducated information to display to others.

Katie posted on her face book that she might have an std and is unsure who gave it to her. Her comment is typearrhea.

by knad78 November 25, 2010

typewiper

Internet blogger whose output is of such low quality that you might as well use it to wipe your arse.

Katie Hopkins is the queen of the typewipers; her column saves me a fortune on bog paper.

by mackyaj January 14, 2017

Typefusion

1.When two or more people are chatting and they see the others typing so they stop typing waiting for replies and the others too stop typing coz they saw the others typing so they wait for each other to type not knowing all of them ain't typing.
2. Typefused/Typelocked/Deadtyped
People hate typefusion.

1. The typefusion made the conversation silent for a couple of minutes.
2. Bae: I've been waiting for your reply

Babe: sorry bae i got typefused.
3. I hate typefusion.

by Lovingtone Luke May 15, 2018

Typefart

A typo as a result of mental lapse or poor grammar.

- I'm in owe of your beauty.
-- awe*
- Awww, awe*, excuse my typefart.

by AlyaaG December 15, 2018

Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

typexiety

Being too afraid to fuck up when typing on your smartphone. Comparable to getting run over by a train in a nightmare or with being unable to make a photo when meeting a famous person.

I suffer from typexiety.

by Nico3D June 5, 2020

Typehard

: an arrogantly and pompously boastful or opinionated person behind a keyboard on the internet:

Synonym: Keyboard Warrior

"If I were to put a real example here it would offend some weak ass pussy."

"Stfu typehard"

by Jon Da Bad Stock December 9, 2020