twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."

twat waffle by icemft99 January 2, 2009

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twat rat

-also see-lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher.
definition--a lesbian twat lover...

she is so a twat rat...look at that hair cut and her shoes...TWAT RAT!

twat rat by whoo hoo January 29, 2004

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an uber twat-waffle. see twat-waffle

My ex-girlfriend is being a cock-block god, i can't even get pussy now, she is a twat-zilla.

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One who tickles her twat.
A form of masturbation.

"I would share a bed with Jennifer, but she is such a twat tickler."

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I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.

See that girl over there.. She is an absolute twat waffle

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Someone who is a douche bag, idiot, jerk ect.

When your ex calls you drunk asking to hook up he is being a twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by Missj09 November 16, 2009

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When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

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