The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.
Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.
Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.
Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!
by mjsaworld August 19, 2010
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She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.
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by SPRKR8 February 21, 2012
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by JonoT02 February 22, 2019
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Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
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Get the rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions mug.When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.
She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.
by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007
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I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
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