Turd monger 

The term turd monger is to be used only when someone is being a right old Nazi fishmonger, but they are to fragile to take it like a man, so you can use turd monger as a slightly softer insult to avoid the certain death of your enemy.

Go jump off a duck you turd monger!
He is a right old turd munger isn't he.

Turd monger by Lodthegermansausageguy April 2, 2017

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

turd dumpling by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

turd fisherman 

One who engages in anal sex.

George, you a turd fisherman.

turd fisherman by Prilldonious May 30, 2007

Turd Burgler 

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

Turd Burgler by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

turd fart 

(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible

clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.

turd fart by dutchlucky316 March 10, 2007

turd ferguson 

Noun. A term of disparagement meaning someone who treats other people poorly or otherwise acts reprehensibly.

The term originally comes from Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy. Norm MacDonald played Burt Reynolds, who changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" on the podium because "it's a funny name."

Dan stood you up? What a turd ferguson!

turd ferguson by Anonymous Person Part Deux April 5, 2009

turd thong 

An awesome 8th grade playground game when a large group of people stand in and around a 4-square game on the blacktop and furiously launch red playground balls at each other whilst trying to dodge the balls as well.

Eric: Dude, I can't wait for recess so we can play some turd thong.

Robby: For sho!

turd thong by eric.a.baum June 20, 2008