duct tape casket

the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.

my dad asked me for a duct tape casket today.

by ericstotle January 9, 2012

Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

Ugly Tracer

The god of Thot Destroyer and Sunful.Cats, but also a fake doxxer who thots hate

Man I love Ugly Tracer's Voice

by AutisticBoy209 July 7, 2018

Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018

Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018

Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019

National trade nudes day

19th of May is national trade nudes day.
You have to send a nude to a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, ex, family member or stranger. And they have to return the favor.

Steve: guess what day it is!
Jill: tell me
*sends nudes to Jill*
Steve: NATIONAL TRADE NUDES DAY!!
Jill: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT!
*sends nudes to Steve*
Steve: YEAH!!!

by PleaseHitMeDaddy911 April 26, 2019