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Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.
P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
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Abbie Tomasello

When you go complete savage mode for a short period of time before returning to your normal state.
Jim: "Man did she just Abbie Tomasello?"
John: "Yeah, and that's twice in one day!"
by UndercoverLlamas August 30, 2016
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keagan thomas

Dorky, funny, amazing friend who can put a smile on your face in seconds!
Keagan Thomas is the best friend I've ever had!
by Your average dork January 11, 2017
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Uncle Tomas

A gentlemen of Mexican heritage who does not embrace the culture nor language.
Tio Chewy doesn't even know Spanish, chingon Uncle Tomas.
by Gangster-o-Love January 16, 2017
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totes tooma

totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass

Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.

totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass
I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.
by Bob Stein November 14, 2017
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Zack Thomas

An amazing guy with the most perfect smile. He makes you feel so alive and so loved, and will always make sure you are happy. He is soft and loving, kind and handsome, and the smartest person you'll ever meet. No one can come against him, and it is a privilege to know him. He brightens up your day and makes you feel so much better, and always knows how to help in tough situations. He is a wonderful musician and has the best taste in music. If you are close to him, never let him go.
Zack Thomas, the one I truly care for.
by Notafurry2.0 January 2, 2019
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Josh Thomas

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, mein fuhr, it's time.
It's time, mein fuhr (aight, mein fuhr, begin).
Straight out the sad dungeons of rap.

The death drops deep as does my gas.
I never die, 'cause to die is the distant cousin of mass.
Beyond the walls of abbuse, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Belzec state of mind.

Hope the mass got some class.
My pass don't like no dirty grass.
Run up to the ass and get the glass.

In a Belzec state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The painfull death?
You complain about gas.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the shibboleth.

I'm rappin' to the suffering,
And I'm gonna move your buffering.

Alone, hate, BEANS, like an ash
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rash.

I can't take the gas, can't take the pain.
I woulda tried to please I guess I got no plane.

I'm rappin' to the buffering,
And I'm gonna move your suffering.

Yea, yaz, in a Belzec state of mind.

When I was young my distant cousin had a shibboleth.
I waz kicked out without no breath.
I never thought I'd see that meth.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my distant cousin's seth.

A soft owo orphans is quite the endorphins.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
poor Josh Thomas he lost his family
by epicgamergang June 24, 2019
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