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tomasello 

a boy who pushes beavers
or masterbates to them.
that tomasello builds damns with his beaver girl.
tomasello by demistds February 5, 2008

Abbie Tomasello 

When you go complete savage mode for a short period of time before returning to your normal state.
Jim: "Man did she just Abbie Tomasello?"
John: "Yeah, and that's twice in one day!"

Tomaselli 

someone who is usually a fuck face.
Hey, Fuckface, take a big step back and FUCK YOUR FACE.

Jeez what a Tomaselli.
Tomaselli by Bryan Tomaselli January 27, 2009

James A Tomaselli 

Born on june 29th 1996, IS THE REINCARNATION OF TUPAC!!!!
wow did you hear james's rhymes, there so freash like tupacs. wow "James A Tomaselli" is!

Tomarelli 

an older lady, late 50s to 70s, with extensive sexual background and superior sexual knowledge. Often confused with Elizabeth.
Is that Elizabeth or just another tomarelli?
Tomarelli by james709 November 7, 2011
an Italian last name most likely. They are commonly mistaken for “Tomasello.” But if u have someone with that last name they are for sure the best person you will meet. They don’t care what others think too and are gorgeous
Her last name is Tomasella

Wow she must be a gorgeous Italian
tomasella by randomwordsdino November 8, 2020
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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