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Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.
by drypants August 27, 2022
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suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019
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Suck and sniff

When she wants to give you a blowjob and sniff your ass at the same time.
Hey babe you ready for some suck and sniff?
by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020
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grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.
That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30
by boost the monster May 14, 2015
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Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.
"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."
by cloverstardust March 30, 2023
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Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.
Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!
by ibehim1 March 28, 2012
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counter-suck

When you nut and ygirls mouth and she spits it back into your penis hole
Damn my dick hurts, girl gave my the counter-suck
by Fourjewinthebasement January 17, 2018
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