true happiness

a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your dick while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your dick makes it awesome.

alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh

by arch king 89 November 29, 2005

slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.

jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

Happy Snap

The art of taking a photograph of somebody, often a complete stranger, without their permission - preferably when that person is engaging in peculiar or unsavoury behaviour.

A derivative of the term happy slap

I just happy snapped The Queen taking a crap.

by chris_armo November 10, 2006

Happy Spongebob

When a person defaecates on another person's face, including the mouth, then proceeds to rub the feces into that person's face with either their hands or their butt cheeks.

I am such a dirty bitch! I've given over 300 Happy Spongebobs since I was in College, and I'm proud of it!

by Sheriff_Schlong August 3, 2023

Vagina Happy

A phrase used to describe how happy someone is feeling at the current time, more commonly abbreviated to 'v happy'.

"Gosh Casey, I'm vagina happy/ v happy for you!!"

by Vhappy October 16, 2014

Happy Height

When one sexual partner is so short that he/she can perform oral sex on their partner while standing.

Being six feet, eight inches tall, almost any girl is at the happy height to me.

by ReaganSmash! May 16, 2010

Tagger Happy

The act of tagging people you know in a particular Facebook picture or post within their interest.

Derived from "Trigger Happy".

In a Facebook group consisting of college students of some university...

*Somebody posts a picture of Megan Fox*
I tagged my three basketball teammates.

*Somebody posts a picture of Alodia Gosiengfiao*
I tagged my three fellow Alodia fans.

*Somebody posts a status message that she lost her wallet*
I tag my friend, whom I know has the wallet.

My friends all commented: "LOL tagger happy"

by SlangDummy January 1, 2012