Michael

A retarded, autistic, asshole who is gay.

Jonny: wow who's that autistic kid

Dylan: oh, that,s just michael dont pay attention to him

by srm drrd May 10, 2019

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Michael

To push large foreign object up ones private areas repetitively

Come here Gavin I'm going to michael your ass latah nibbah

by Natecruz July 20, 2019

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Michael

Michael is a school shooter

Oh god, Michael is reaching into his bag, we should run..

by Pluhbruhuhh November 6, 2019

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A michael is a guy who always thinks so highly of himself and will yell at you if you do something slightly wrong or stop him from getting the W in fortnite and always swears and curses at every living thing he sees that contributed to his death in a multiplayer match also he is the one to stay home and play minecraft and brag that he was full diamond armor that is enchated.

God Damnit michael

by Moth Man76 December 5, 2018

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Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 May 8, 2018

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Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019

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