willy dally

An act of a mistake, "Willy Dally," is like making a boo boo

ex:You just made a willy dally when your mom caught you pickin your nose.

by Alexander Coolio December 31, 2005

ecoli willy

when having anal intercourse with a male or female, pull penis out of anal cavity and insert into ear cavity. thus giving subject an ecoli willy.

ecoli willy (noun) after i fucked tiffany in the butt, I pulled my dick out and stuck it in her ear giving her an ecoli willy

by buttbummer January 6, 2012

Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.

“You willy wonker! You small Dick”

by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018

spinning willis

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

by Jo Jo the Circus Boy February 25, 2005

small willy

really nice i would recommend

boy 1: thats a small willy you got there

boy 2: thanks man

by goass October 2, 2021

Willy whipped

The act of smacking someone with your willy/cock/penis. Usually done to assert dominance over another, it is meant to leave a mushroom shaped mark and should always be used if a bitch owes you money.

I willy whipped him for not paying me back.

My boyfriend got willy whipped so I broke up with him.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 12, 2014

Willie Wonka

A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.

"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."

by Kireotick October 19, 2017