Ur mommy's a commie

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT

Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born

by Wdpdt May 14, 2018

ur mom gay

by far the most devastating insult you could ever use. Use this word with extreme caution for overexposure to its power could cause one to self deletus. Not safe for normies. The only comeback to this life crumbling roast is "no u"

Greg: *a well constructed insult*
Jarry: Ur mom gay
Greg: *immediately dies and WW3 starts while the Russian national anthem blasts with the bass turned up to maximum volume*

by Big Stale Meme November 9, 2018

whos ur mate?

used when insulting someone for a mistake or embarrasing moment. usually used when someone says a joke that isnt funny, a statement that no one understands or a blonde comment that only the idiot that said it thinks its true. said to the person who made the mistake, or to a friend of theirs.

Idiot Girl: i sware a goldfish cost like a hundred pounds?
Boy <to Idiot Girl>: whos ur mate?

Idiot Girl: i sware a goldfish cost like a hundred pounds?
Boy <to Idiot Girls best mate>: whos ur mate?

by the real shawty November 7, 2007

ur mom gay

something edgy 12 year olds like to say.

Haha gotcha bitch, ur mom gay and that is not accepted by society

by Cryingpumpernickel April 23, 2018

ur senpai hentai

One of the newest most deadliest insult known to mankind in the history of the universe and omniverse extremely deadly to gayzz

Billy: your mom gay
Jimmy: ur senpai hentai
Billy: * spontaneously combusts creating a black hole that leads to the 3rd dimension where heaven and hell are combined making the world a homosexual frenzy of people being gay and demons and angels hooking up*
Jimmy: L M A O

by devon gay May 22, 2018

ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay April 11, 2018

ur aunty haunty

The absolute thing you could say to someone, it is worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap. It causes the receiver of the curse to instantly die.

Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: ur mom gay lol
Guy 1: ur dad lesbian
Guy 2: ur granny tranny
Guy 1: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 2: ur aunty haunty
Guy 1: *dies instantly*

by nauroodle March 15, 2018