University of Texas

I wonder if those guys talking shit got accepted by UT. Sure sounds like theyre the ones in Ivy League schools. UT is actually a Public Ivy. Its impossible for UT to be an ivy league university being that the ivy league is in a specific demographic location. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy

What do aggies and longhorns have in common? They both applied to UT.

I would talk about Tech but theyre tier 3 and were on the brink of losing the title of "university" this year so I'll leave them out for their own good- "Get your grades up"

The original eight Public Ivies list by Moll:

* College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)
* Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)
* University of California
* University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)
* University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
* University of Texas at Austin
* University of Vermont (Burlington)
* University of Virginia (Charlottesville)

by fnejnfbf April 22, 2009

texas

A tight state full of some small towns in the rural area and some big cities. Rappers come from Dallas, San Antonio, Houston, and sometimes Austin. There's lots of country music down near San Antonio.

Don't mess with Texas boys.

by Jamie Ray April 22, 2006

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

Texas drawl

A stereotypical word used to describe the supposed speech patterns of the citizens of Texas.

In reality, there are few Texans who actually speak with the hypothetical Texas drawl.

by Jordija January 16, 2004

texas roundhouse

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth then gives a guy a blowjob while her mouth is sweaty.

Sharon, I gave Bill a texas roundhouse and his dick got wet and hot.

by fuju kungfu March 13, 2011

Texas Burrito

To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.

Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting

by bikermidget March 12, 2010

Texas

All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.

Texas is by far the best state ever.

by jr January 6, 2005