Texas

A whole lot of nothing.

In some places:
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. "Brokeback Texas" is more like it.

In other places:
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.

Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust

Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas! (Pulls out a knife)
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)

White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.

by Coolon September 5, 2008

Texas Seed Shot

When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.

Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot

by Splooge April 17, 2006

Santa Fe, Texas

A waste of populated swamp lands referred to as the swamp ass country. Mostly populated by degenerative incest families who drink at the orange bar.

You smell very Santa Fe, Texas like after that long day of work.

by 92910 September 9, 2016

Texas Bigfoot

While having intercourse, one takes a dump on the others chest and steps in it, representing a foot print, and the shit like dirt. It also has to do with the legend of Bigfoot, which has attempted to be proven by either photos or footprints.

"So what happened with you and Mandy last night?"

"We went back to her apartment and i gave her a Texas Bigfoot!"

by MjolnirXVII July 27, 2009

Texas Ranchhand

Perhaps the most elusive sex move North of the Rio Grande. It is an act in which, after penile hand relief, a couple partakes in anal fornication. Generally, a saddle is placed on the back of the woman (or catcher in the case of a gay orgy) and animal noises are made by both partners. After the clan sex, the man deficates in a plastic Walmart bag, ties it off, and beats the woman sensless with it in a southern fashion.

Neighbor: "I heard some animal noises next door I think the Wilsons were doing the Texas Ranchhand"
Neighbor's Wife: "That explains the Walmart bag full of shit in our mailbox"

by MississipiSwampMonster June 3, 2010

Jasper, Texas

town where the draging happened, just to note the three whites guys, none of them were from jasper, also some white guy got killed that morning dont remember who buy, also the week before that a white women was stabed to death buy a black guy Some people from the Jasper Texas area or other parts of deep east TX just mean (a slow news day).

Wow did you hear about Aruba day 417, must be a Jasper, Texas news day.

by Ickus Zozen September 22, 2005

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!

Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005