Shake Test

Noun, verb, whatever you see fit.

A simple 2-step maneuver preformed while drinking to test one's level of drunkness.

Step 1. Shake head
Step 2. Evaluate how drunk you are by how long it takes your surroundings to stop spinning.

Goal: keep them spinning!

Shit. After all this rum, I just had to (do a) shake test to make sure I could type this right.

by J Chill April 9, 2010

Beta Tester

Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.

"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.

by BltWise October 28, 2019

covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

Johnny Test

Johnny Test is such a good friend of mine. He sucks at pool, loves trail mix, and is hilarious. He also goes by John Cena. He is weird and wants to drop out of college because he is giving up. Tell him not to. He also is a momma's boy and a pussy. He won't let people play on his phone or use any of his items. He is super stingy with money. He has many friends.

Johnny Test, I don't want you on my pool team, you suck!

by Yinz November 8, 2022

Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

by The one with pie February 26, 2009

5 beers test

5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.

5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".

by denoument November 10, 2013

Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.

This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.

by veelenga March 6, 2019