Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
Get the Tank-facedmug. 
A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
by jdirtybird May 16, 2025
Get the Tank Jobmug. A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
Get the World of tanks blitzmug. The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.
by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009
Get the Schwanky Tankmug. Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.
by miniLeader August 8, 2011
Get the Tankmug. When you are having raw sex with a broad and you proceed to pee while you are balls deep in her vagina.
by gamblerontilt August 28, 2022
Get the Fill Tankmug.