Dumb As Toast

A reference to one who is quite intellegent, but slow in the brain department.
Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.

"Man, i'd tap that guy so fast."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."

by Julian R. October 12, 2005

Thomas

A hunk that's sure to make you laugh and tell you the funniest stories you'll ever hear. Thomas's are genuinely kind people with big hearts who love to help others and be there for them. Not only are they kind and generous but they're also very smart in the world of politics and tend to have a strong love and dedication towards God through the relationship of Christianity. Precisely the best friend you could ever ask for and the hardest person to avoid admiring or to avoid wanting to be around. Thomas's are the all around best and are sure to make you blush when you least expect it.

girl 1 "Did you just see that guy?"
girl 2 "Yeah, he was a hunk - obviously his name must be Thomas!"

by NirvanaStruck April 19, 2013

Thomas

They are smart, beautiful and intelligent. If you meet one who loves you, you are so so lucky they have the power to love you and make you the happiest you will ever be. They also are kind and compassionate to friends and family and would do all they can to make there family proud. Overall they are the most incredible human beings ever!

Thomas is extraordinary

by Lottie_xx123 June 30, 2016

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010

Thomas J.

Nut shaker. Males who loves coons. He is a Twover not a Twater. Male who likes to dress up as Harry Potter. Gaybasher. Loves yes on 8.

"I can't believe you are dating a Thomas J. He'll totally try to steal my coonskin hat."

"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."

by Mrs. Rosie G March 30, 2009

A Thomas

A danish word for having your best friend Banging your crush while you are having a shit in the bathroom.

" sec hon, i need to use the bathroom" *suddenly a wild Thomas appeared "Hello, Wanna fuck?"
"Yes please" *Boy entering the room "OMG, you just did a Thomas

by Definitely not Axel November 9, 2015