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office titties

1.) n. Breasts whose appearance suggest that they are made of office supplies, i.e. pieces of crumpled paper thumbtacked to one's chest.
2.) n. A derogatory term for breasts that appear to have worked in an office for many years.
"So I was hooking up with this girl, but I had to cut it short... she had office titties."
by zeroooooooooooo December 9, 2008
mugGet the office tittiesmug.

Titty Popping

The act of punching a female with implants in the breast; causing it to pop.
Me: Wanna go titty popping later?
Friend: Sure I'll pick you up at eleven.
by AkiraToriyamcha August 10, 2016
mugGet the Titty Poppingmug.

Whore-Titty

Whore-Titty derives from the english words Whore and Titty.

1. One of the worst possible insults known to man, comparable to cockass, asshat, ass clown, and many other vulgar insults.

2. The tits of a grimy ass female or prostitute
Wow! Bob ate all my cheetos and drank my friggen llama milk!
DUDE! He is such a whore-titty!

Man, Shenequa is gross!
I know! Look at them whore-titties!
by Bennyz February 4, 2010
mugGet the Whore-Tittymug.

tat-titty

See tittytat.

A tatoo on a breast, usually a woman's breast.
My wife's tat-titty will look really nice when she's seventy years old and draging a colostomy bag behind her.

-or-

That chick should have gotten that tat-titty before she had her breast implants.
by Pancreas100 April 25, 2005
mugGet the tat-tittymug.

Nemo Titty

When a girl has one breast that is drastically smaller then the other. Usually a size difference of atleast 2 cup sizes.
That girl had that crazy small nemo titty.
by Nemotitty April 26, 2009
mugGet the Nemo Tittymug.

Titty Doo

A Titty Doo is a woman whos stomach sticks out further than her titties do.
by pink tuna wrangler August 7, 2009
mugGet the Titty Doomug.

Littie Tittie

by AlliTheBadBitch July 23, 2019
mugGet the Littie Tittiemug.

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