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Hospital Time 

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.
Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time
Hospital Time by CactusBill December 17, 2011

Shining Time Station 

A children's TV show that originally premiered on PBS from 1989-1993, with Thomas the Tank Engine stories coupled with segments involving real-life actors. It was actually a very funny and well-done show for its time. Both George Carlin and Ringo Starr were even separately featured on the show as well, each playing train conductors.

As of this entry, reruns of the show can now be seen on the Disney Channel.
Shining Time Station was one of the most unique shows in the 90's, combining model animation with real-life actors. (It's also the only way you can see a family-friendly George Carlin.)

tortuga time 

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
tortuga time by CAC3 June 13, 2016

nap time 

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex
Hey babe its nap time
nap time by zackmonkey December 26, 2016

Colombian Time 

Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.
My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.
Colombian Time by Aquaburro May 16, 2017

winky time 

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.
Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
winky time by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019