sweaver

Sweaty Beaver. Associated with post-workout activities.

I went jogging today, but all it left me with was sore muscles and a sweaver.

by incognitogrl September 5, 2006

sweat rape

(verb) The act wiping one's sweat all over another person. Often performed after vigorous physical activity and on an unwilling, innocent bystander.

I was just standing in the hallway minding my own business when Nick and Jahan sweat raped me after getting back from their run.

by Victim 4.0 May 1, 2009

Sweaty Pigeon

When you lick the sweat off of someone's asshole and spit it into their mouth.

Dude me and Sarah just did the sweaty pigeon!

by Dudebrah June 22, 2015

Sweak

Sweak, a hybrid of "so weak", meaning very amused and in a mood of laughter.

"Yo, you saw that video about the Cash Me Ousside girl right?"
"Yeah it had me sweak!!"

by sweak April 17, 2017

crack sweat

A type of sweat that originates from the crack in your ass; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.

Man, I got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before I go take a jog.

by supamonkey March 30, 2005

Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky

"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."

by B-radiculous April 7, 2008

Striped sweater

What the Jews wore in the holocaust. Also a SpongeBob song. You should always think of holocaust when singing striped sweater.

The best time to wear a STRIPED SWEATER is all the time

by windowshirt October 24, 2017