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Bay Shitty Strawberry 

The act of putting a strawberry in a woman's vagina and then shoving your thumb rapidly up her ass causing the strawberry to shoot out her vagina and then catching it in your mouth.
"Damn man I took that chick home last night and I did the Bay Shitty Strawberry on her."

creamed strawberry 

The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.
Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.

Bald strawberry 

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
Bald strawberry by Websterman January 29, 2016

dirty strawberry cotsquat 

a shot created at Arety's Angels in Pendacola, Fl, named in reference to the extensive sexcapade.

Poured drop in style like a car bomb, consists of Heineken, 1800 silver tequila, and tequila rose.
Hoolin and Jeanna got me wasted on those Dirty Strawberry Cotsquats at Arety's Angels!!

McDonalds Strawberry Lemonade

Resembles some what of a woman's urine while on ones period
Girl: I went to the toilet and i did a McDonalds Strawberry Lemonade

basil strawberry sangria 

This is basically the most potent jungle juice on the planet. It's only found in affluent households celebrating a birthday or some other annual occasion. Once per year is about the body can withstand.

It's made by filling one of those fancy plastic beverage dispensers with whatever high alcohol content booze they have in the liquor cabinet. Probably vodka, champagne and clear liquors. It's never diluted with anything without alcohol. There will likely be strawberries and other fruit cut up into it, and maybe some frozen fruit or concentrate to chill it. The host typically will leave a 2 liter of Sprite nearby to satisfy the homeowner's insurance, but it's frowned upon to dilute it.

The presence of a warning sign of some sort is obligatory.

This drink will make girls kiss each other, and participate in all sorts of general mayhem. Drink accordingly...
Susan had the best basil strawberry Sangria at her birthday party last night. Did you see how much Wanda drank?