stalk mauler

A chronic masturbater, possibly another term for wanker

If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"

by Mago October 7, 2006

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stalkward

something that is both awkward, and stalker-ish

Ben: "I want to have you baby!"

Kendra:"STALKWARD!!"

by RoboBoogy December 7, 2011

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stalkward

adj. describes the silence that ensues when you say something that let's your stalkee know you've been stalking them.

Dude, you're not even facebook friends, you shouldn't know that about her.

I know. That was stalkward.

by gt6driver October 25, 2012

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stalking stuffer

What they call it when a man stuffs his women on Christmas eve.

Dude was your Christmas merry

Well not for me, but it was a very MERRY CHRISTMAS for my women though.By that I mean I gave her a stalking stuffer.

Dude I know what you mean!

by lncwalker December 5, 2013

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Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...

Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!

by Poodam September 19, 2015

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