paper stack

Greens , Benjamins , Paper... $$$$
Paper stack - a stack of money
paper stacking - Making lots of cash

Sitting back, watching this paper stack.

by __________________________BITCH__________ June 19, 2003

on a stack

You say this when you’re being deadass, but more than deadass. Like someone is being held at gunpoint.

Guy 1: i don’t like you that much
Guy 2: deadass?
Guy 1: no...
Guy 2: haha good joke ma—
Guy 1: on a stack
*Guy 1 murders Guy 2 and effectively reduces his life to nothing but shambles*

by cracked :) March 12, 2021

bosco stick

a cheesy stick that causes instant orgasms in your mouth

MIke: dude this bosco stick is so good
Nick:Yeah its like an orgasm in my mouth

by BBBalla30 May 6, 2007

stick in the mud

In other words "a killjoy".

Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!

by kaye321 November 22, 2016

sugar stick

A man's penis.

We gonna colorize these easter eggs like Ted Turner rubbin' his sugar stick all over a printer on top of returns.

by hypnomatic January 18, 2009

Effort Shock

Coined and popularized by renowned Cracked Editor David Wong, this term is a derivative of the term sticker shock. It refers to the feeling of shock and dismay one encounters when discovering how difficult it really is to accomplish a goal. The term is usually used to refer to long term goals, such as getting a degree, acquiring a job in a desired profession, learning a new skill (guitar, a foreign language, etc.), or completing a long term project (remodeling, losing weight, etc.).

While many people of varying levels of intelligence and backgrounds can encounter Effort Shock, it is believed to mainly afflict people in first world, Westernized societies. This is likely due to a variety of factors: parental upbringing, popular cultural influences, the overwhelming choice of professions in Westernized society, and lack of education about one’s desired goal.

While they often initially feel extremely excited, motivated, and prepared, realizing the daunting magnitude, difficulty, and level of effort to achieve the goal leaves the victims of Effort Shock feeling disheartened and lacking motivation. This can lead to the person quitting their goal entirely.

After being told how smart and "destined for great things" he was for the duration of his childhood and teen years, Jimmy encountered Effort Shock when he graduated and realized that smarts alone couldn't get him even a mediocre job.

I experienced Effort Shock when I tried to learn a foreign language after high school, because I underestimated and lacked the motivation and commitment needed to gain any conversational proficiency.

by margindoodle May 2, 2010

shock site

A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, or extremely violent nature. Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, or video clip, or a small gallery, and are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website. Other shock sites are merely websites that openly display shocking material. Famous examples include: goatse.cx, lemonparty.org, lolshock.com and hai2u.com.

That Shock Site you sent me is disgusting! I feel like vomiting now!

by SimonTheKing May 7, 2008