stephen stills

ma lord whata fucking hot ass talented capricorn cowboy bitchass man from texas. (an absolutely brilliant soul)

positives about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-sexy as fuck
-talented as fuck
-has bitches
-MAD CAKE WOWIE SPARE SOME ASS FOR THE REST OF US
-cute teethies
-sexy as fuck (again)

cons about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-short as fuck
-bald ass bitch
-mans got a temper
-sexy as fuck (it's so distracting like mate im just trynna focus on life but ur hot ass is complicating things)
-gae as hell (this one's a joke)

dis man is so hot tbh u pray to not fall in love with him and then BAM u love a man </3

EXAMPLE 1:

person one: oomf likes stephen stills
person two: omg wait which oomf .. i gotta pray for them
person one: u know the one </3 poor soul </3

EXAMPLE 2:

person one: stephen stills is SO HOT
person two: sum 1 call the doctor dis bitch is crazy
person one: no fr he's so pretty :((

by cowboyfucker420 November 10, 2020

stephanda

the best marvel character

solos wendy maxiflop so easily. 🤭🍷

syl’s wife if you can’t tell.

created by bestie. 💃🏻

“do you like stephanda?”

“yes she solos.”

by notstan4emowanda April 16, 2022

Wtf Stephen

When a male named Stephen says something so inappropriate or revolting that you can’t help but exclaim your shock out loud.

Stephen* “keep that up and I’ll shit in your pillowcases”
You* “WTF Stephen!”

by jazzyfay January 27, 2021

chasey and stephan

The most perfect couple in the world and they are together forever 😍 and they are both sexy ! They also are a couple that has there fights but that just brings them closer!! And when Chasey is on her period Stephan tells her he's on his period too 😂😂!! And they love each other so much 💋

Did u see Chasey and Stepha?? Yes! What's so great about them? There the hottest couple in the world! And there just so...... HOT 🔥😍Chasey and Stephan are the perfect couple EVER!!!!

by stephan And chasey April 5, 2015

National throw Stephen day

on October 21, you can throw anybody with the name Stephen with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw stephen day

by Mr. Hugh G. Rection_ October 21, 2021

Stephen Strasburg

The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.

Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.

Girlfriend: I already have

by Nolan Ryan Strasburg July 17, 2010

Stephen

1. A boy who loves spanish pool boys in the pants

2. A little boy who loves the feel of mustaches and goes all horney getting the 1cm stiffy

1. Boy your are the biggest stephen ever
2. Stop Stephening me
3. Comon lets stephen

by the Jamacian king February 20, 2009