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Spidaman

The act fucking a girl doggie style, spitting on her back just before you are about to bust, and when she turns around, busting in her eye with your hand stretched out like spiderman. For this to be 100 percent effective, you must yell, "Spidaman!"
Dude 1: Dude, why can't she see out of her left eye anymore?
Dude 2: Spidaman!
by C-Pret October 12, 2006
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Eye Spiders

When one finds that they have something in their eye that is not a visible problem. Usually feels like an insect or fuzz.
*Klair rubs eye*
Grandpa: 'What's wrong?'
Klair: Nothin, somethings in my eye.'
Grandpa: What is it?
Klair: I dunno...Probably those dang Eye Spiders.
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Butt Spiders

Another term for an itchy sphincter. Can be caused by remaining "butt particles" i.e. failure to clean properly or by the onset of hemorhoids. May also be caused by sand, dirt, etc. in underwear.
After sitting at the beach for hours, she felt like she had butt spiders making a nest on her bunghole.
by wifflebird April 23, 2008
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reverse spider monkey

This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.
We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.
by memphis sex fun March 14, 2009
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Spiderman

When you are haveing sex with a girl and you pull out and nut in the palm of your hand. You then throw the jizz at her face like the web of spider man.
Dude that bitch wouldnt let me nut on her face. So i Spidermaned that ho.
by PatMaGroin January 4, 2008
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Spider Butt

A girl's butt which appears large or shaped like a spider's rear end. Looks like the abdomen (butt) of a spider
John: That girl has a huge ass!
Edwin: yeah, that's a spider butt.
by Charlie Cash January 20, 2009
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spider on the wall

Closely related to fly on the wall.

In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.

The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.

Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.

Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.

Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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