salty smoothie

what a girl swallows after a blow job

I just have her a salty smoothie

by dickserect November 16, 2006

salty red wings

eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.

by FROSTY g April 22, 2008

Salty Cocoa

After someone has been sweating (and tastes a bit salty) and their partner licks their butt hole.

After Jim came home from the gym last night, I surprised him with a salty cocoa.

by pennylane5476 December 9, 2008

Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010

Salty Lips

noun - A term used to describe when one participates in the act of making out with a girl who previously gave head to another man.

Zach - "yo dude, i totally made out with the hottest chick. she was the blonde one at the party"

Jon - "You mean the one the one with the shirt and hair and stuff?"

Zach - "Yeh man!! it kind of tasted like swimming in the ocean though"

Jon - "It's because she gave you salty lips, your lucky the salt orginated from my cock and not someone elses"

by thattastedfunnywaitwtfdamnit October 31, 2011

Salty-Snowball

Louisiana sweaty balls covered in condensed milk!

In mid Augaust, with Dejango heat, I offered that whore a Salty-Snowball!

by The Resinators October 26, 2013

salty wolf

A salty wolf is an asshole who is also a furry

Solwolf is a salty wolf. He will play zilean jungle if rammus gets banned.

by Cyanide doesn't kill October 13, 2016