The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
by Softguyera May 7, 2024
Get the soft guy eramug. Soft guy/girl- You still you think I'm soft, you think you're tough? I'll knock your lights out.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2021
Get the Softmug. by walllly April 20, 2023
Get the soft flirtmug. A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023
Get the Soft Bostonmug. Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024
Get the Soft as a jelly donutmug. THAT MOMENT YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO A PROSTITUTE 6 HOURS AFTER YOU PAID FOR A QUICK VISIT. USUALLY OCCURS AFTER A COKE BINGE AND YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP TO BEGIN WITH. 6. HOURS AFTER YOU FELL YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A HALF NIGHT
by PSTETT April 22, 2024
Get the Soft McGinleymug. A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.
1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.
Resh: Right.
2.
Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.
Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.
Resh: Right.
2.
Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.
Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
by Vastrum January 23, 2017
Get the Soft Litmug.