baby shower

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food

peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then

by c0mosellama February 21, 2021

Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.

She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.

by MrMcDaddyMan April 8, 2021

Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021

mayo shower

When you cum all over a person

This is like a mayo shower

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

by Lola1111 February 4, 2022

unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022