jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006

sloppy cunt

The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.

"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 27, 2006

sloppy seconds

Sloppy seconds is screwing, shagging, fucking, whatever you like to call it, a woman, straight after the previous guy, or guys, using their cum as the lubricant!
The best I ever had was with a street girl at the end of her evening's work. She rode bareback and told me I was her ninth john that night. Man, her cunt was pure heaven!

Be the last, and ride those sloppy seconds!

by scotsman March 14, 2004

Sloppy Jalopy

Ejaculating into your hand and then preceding to slap dat bitch across the face.

Lui Kang gave Kung Lao a sloppy jalopy.

by Sir William Cosby October 1, 2005

Slappywag

1.) A term used to express anything you like: Invented by Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame.
2.) One half of the popular alias held by famoust explorer Adam Haxell: Because of his immmense fame, Adam had to create an alter-ego in order to avoid detection from the world's media. The name he arrived at... Fransisco Slappywag

1.) "More beer please, you slappwag."
2.) "Excuse me can I get a room? The name? Fransisco Slappywag."

by Jack Caulfield December 25, 2004

Sloppy Janitor

get a girl drunk, fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick, then you make her suck it off clean. The sloppy janitor

dude that fuckin bitch shit on my dick so i gave her the Sloppy Janitor

by Laughin Leprachaun June 26, 2009

Sloppy Hofmann

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.

He said he was hungry and horny, so I made him a Sloppy Hofmann.

by Yanbo May 2, 2010